Tuesday, February 23, 2016

AT THE Y

 
Made it to the YMCA for the SECOND day in a row. Used "the bike that goes nowhere" to AGAIN pedal for 5 min. at avg. speed 10 MPH. Barely enough to power the display. :-)
 
Used the pool for the first time. Made the normal uncoordinated thrashing moves and distressing sounds I make whenever I move. The lifeguard was sufficiently alarmed that he aimed the harpoon gun at me.
 
"What's the matter," I said, "Haven't you ever seen a 300+ lb, completely sedentary, 62 year-old man with heart issues who hasn't gotten his bathing suit wet in a decade or two?"
 
Don't worry. He'll get used to it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Your words have painted a picture that my mind may never erase.

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